 Male Birthday Card
Outside card reads: Fabo! Fabo?!
Inside card reads: Freaking Awful But On Happy Birthday |

Male Birthday Card
Outside card reads: I always score 82 every time I play golf. Really!! How do you do that?
Inside card reads: I just stop playing when I reach 82. Happy Birthday!! |

Male Birthday Card
Outside card reads: Keep an eye on where my ball lands, will ya Marv? Sure! Well Marv, did you see where my ball went? Yes I did. Well then, where did it go?
Inside card reads: I forget. Happy Birthday Anyway
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Christmas Card
Outside card reads: I want a new driver, golf bag, golf balls, golf cart, golf course membership, golf vacation...
Inside card reads: Season's Greetings
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