Outside: Wow, Chuck! How did you get your ball to fade around the tree like that?

Message Inside: Easy. I just aimed for it. Enjoy a nice "slice" of birthday cake!

Outside: Golfing with your BEST Buddies. I hope he hits it out of bounds. I hope it lands in the trap. I hope he slices.

Message Inside:...and I hope you have a happy birthday (Yeah, right!)

Message Inside: Not to worry - soon you'll be golfing your age!

Best wishes for a Happy Birthday!!

Outside:  I had a um...4 on that

Message Inside: You've finally reached the point when both your age and your golf score are accepted as works of fiction.

Happy Birthday!

Outside: Now this is what I call a level playing field!

Message Inside: Jealous? Don't be. Life isn't fair either, but do your level best to have a happy birthday.

Message Inside: Until the relaxation outscores the recreation!

Enjoy your Birthday!!

Message Inside: One bad performance and you begin to wonder.

Happy Birthday!

Message Inside: Cheer up. You'll soon be old enough to play from the senior tees.

Happy Birthday!

Message Inside: Where you can dress like the last guy to climb out of the little clown car at the circus.

Happy birthday to one of the clowns!

Message Inside: But some really lucky ones are just naturally great golfers!

Happy Birthday!

Message Inside: Keep your head down and have a happy birthday!

Message Inside: Golf teeing you off? Relax and have a great birthday

Message Inside: While nobody's looking, have a really happy birthday.

Outside:   What the heck are you doing, Bob? There is NO WAY I am losing another golf ball!

Message Inside: Good News...Golf shops now sell hip waders! Many happy returns.

Message Inside: Now on to the back nine!

Outside: While nobody's looking, have a really happy birthday.

Message Inside: You're either in a trap, in the rough or up to your butt in alligators.

Better luck on the back 9. Happy Birthday.

Outside: Fred said he shot his AGE today! Yea, he also says he's 89!

Message Inside: It's your birthday. You're entitled to one good lie, but make it a good one!