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| Outside: Wow, Chuck! How did you get your
ball to fade around the tree like that?
Message Inside: Easy. I just aimed for it.
Enjoy a nice "slice" of birthday cake! |
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Golfing with your BEST Buddies. I hope he hits it out of bounds. I hope it lands in the trap. I hope he slices.
Message Inside:...and I hope you have a happy birthday (Yeah, right!)
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Message Inside:
Not to worry - soon you'll be golfing your age!
Best wishes for a Happy Birthday!!
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| Outside: I had a um...4 on that
Message Inside:
You've finally reached the point when both your age and
your golf score are accepted as works of fiction.
Happy Birthday!
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| Outside:
Now this is what I call a level playing field!
Message Inside: Jealous? Don't be. Life isn't
fair either, but do your level best to have a happy birthday.
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| Message Inside:
Until the relaxation outscores the recreation!
Enjoy your Birthday!!
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| Message Inside:
One bad performance and you begin to wonder.
Happy Birthday!
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| Message Inside:
Cheer up. You'll soon be old enough to play from the
senior tees.
Happy Birthday!
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| Message Inside:
Where you can dress like the last guy to climb out of
the little clown car at the circus.
Happy birthday to one of the clowns! |
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| Message Inside:
But some really lucky ones are just naturally great golfers!
Happy Birthday!
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| Message Inside:
Keep your head down and have a happy birthday!
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| Message Inside:
Golf teeing you off? Relax and have a great birthday
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| Message Inside:
While nobody's looking, have a really happy birthday.
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| Outside:
What the heck are you doing, Bob? There is NO WAY I am losing another
golf ball!
Message Inside: Good News...Golf shops now sell
hip waders! Many happy returns.
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Now on to the back nine!
Outside:
While nobody's looking, have a really happy birthday.
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| Message Inside:
You're either in a trap, in the rough or up to your butt
in alligators.
Better luck on the back 9. Happy Birthday. |
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| Outside: Fred said he shot his AGE today!
Yea, he also says he's 89!
Message Inside: It's your birthday. You're
entitled to one good lie, but make it a good one! |
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| Outside: Fabo! Fabo?!
Message Inside: Freaking Awful But On Happy Birthday!! |
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| Outside: I always score 82 every time I play golf. Really!! How do you do that?
Message Inside: I just stop playing when I reach 82. Happy Birthday!! |
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| Outside: Keep an eye on where my ball lands, will ya Marv? Sure! Well Marv, did you see where my ball went? Yes I did. Well then, where did it go?
Message Inside: I forget. Happy Birthday Anyway! |
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| Outside: Eat, Sleep, Play
Message Inside: The Perfect Life! Happy Birthday! |
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